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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via sorry)

Do you ever wish you could take back sleeping with people that you fall so fucking hard for? 

1 week ago
"It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even drink to try to forget your name. I drink to forget mine."
1 week ago

nope:

why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 

(via f4gbutt)

2 weeks ago

pokebae:

pokebae:

someone tell me a joke

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(Source: scissor, via ohnoyoudidgerididntm8)

"Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse: “if I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?"